It was the weekends that really made us decide to get a place in the country

It was the weekends that really made us decide to get a place in the country. Pottering about the flat after a hard week in the office used to be our way to recharge. Now, with both of us working from home, we thought we would go mad if we had to spend another minute in the place

Shopping, the gym, the garden centre? Boring as hell. No, what we yearned for was a change of scene, but the glamour of weekend hotel breaks had worn off long ago.

And too many Sunday drives out of town in search of amusingly named country places had crawled to a halt somewhere just beyond the M25. Of course, if we had a place of our own to go to …
What a pipe dream. Only people with serious money have country places, and that’s not us. Neither did we want to up sticks altogether.Then one day I saw one of the little terraced houses in the next street was for sale Maybe we were just outgrowing the flat, I decided Time for the psychic space a house provides Then I found out the price An unbelievable amount Something like four times what we had paid for our flat.

We had obviously missed out on a major property explosion.If we were going to have to spend so much more just to get a house we would probably hate, why not keep the flat we love, and get a place in the country we would love too? We had no idea how much a house would cost outside London We knew a beach hut in Southwold costs pounds 10,000 So maybe pounds 20,000 to pounds 30,000 for a shack It would have to be a shack, of course. In the middle of nowhere, with wonderful views.This half-baked plan turned into a great excuse for more sight-seeing jaunts, only this time we were looking in estate agents’ windows in country towns for real. One B&B lady in north Essex tipped us off about a secluded part of a nearby village where a terraced house was for sale, but we were sold on our idea of romantic exile (It was too expensive anyway.) Estuaries looked promising. You would have your back against the sea, but weren’t likely to drown in melted ice cream and chip fat.One day we saw an ad in the Independent for a three-bed bungalow on an Essex estuary, private mooring, pounds 36,000 What about global warming, warned my mum. We forced the car down a potholed private road to find a shuttered wooden bunker, water lapping at its stilts The owner, a builder, refused to take the shutters off Was there no glass, we wondered? Security, he explained. He’d had all the taps nicked once, but not to worry, he knew the bloke who did it.

If we were worried about flooding, well, the man next door had managed to raise his house three feet using 12 car jacks.Out-of-the-way places were starting to look rather desolate and depressing. And they weren’t even that much cheaper.We had been looking for months now, so to keep us going we booked a weekend’s holiday on an Essex island accessible by boat only at high tide in accordance with our principle of maximum isolation. The house the B&B lady mentioned in the summer was still on the market, so we stopped off to view it on the way.As soon as we got inside we knew it was the one. Decent height ceilings, a brick-floored cellar, even a concrete yard so the rabbit couldn’t dig her way out. And the view: across the green to the church, the cricket pitch and fields beyond. It also occurred to me that it might be a wonderful place to bring up children All for under pounds 75,000. You couldn’t buy a one-bedroom flat in Camden for that.Our upper limit had been creeping up all along, but it was still more expensive than we had planned.

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